To everyone who voted for the current administration: Congratulate yourselves! You’ve officially destroyed the middle class in the United States!

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Global Warming is a hoax. Here’s another nail in its coffin —–>

Kinda makes you wonder how FUCKING STUPID all those scientists are, with all of their PhDs.

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Patrick Moore, PhD, co-founder of Greenpease (!!!), is now a CLIMATE CHANGE SKEPTIC!!!

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John Coleman, founder of The Weather Channel, and life-long weatherman, debunks the “global warming” lies.

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My reading eyeglasses from ZENNI OPTICAL work just fine! $18 for a pair that Walmart would have charged $180!

An article on the website MENTAL FLOSS said that opticians and optometrists get THEIR eyeglasses from ZENNI OPTICAL. Check them out.

Remember to get your PD (pupillary distance) from the eye doctor DURING the eye exam. They will refuse to give it to you afterwards. Also, for reading glasses, take your PD and subtract 3 from it to get the proper PD for reading glasses.

Good luck!

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What could you do with the money saved by not having children? Apparently a lot. EXCEPT….

You can’t buy a slice of immortality with money. You can only get that WITH CHILDREN.

In case you’re STILL not interested in having children, here’s what you could spend your savings on:


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The job market bullshit never ends: Shotgunned email from another dipshit staffing agency, Pioneer Data Systems, Inc.

02/16/15 4:17 PM
Hello John,
My name is Alex and I’m a Recruiter at Pioneer Data Systems, Inc. Our records show that you are an experienced professional. Your experience is relevant to one of my current openings.
We have the following requirement in __________, __________:
Job Title: Jr. Financial Analyst

Description: Responsible for the timely, accurate, approved entry and maintenance of trade promotions in SAP Trade Promotions.
Responsible for the timely, accurate, approved entry and maintenance of trade promotions in SAP Trade Promotions.
Manage results against defined operational metrics. Meet or exceed all defined guidelines, especially those related to timing and accuracy of entry prior to buy start dates.
Drive Sales results through strong verbal and written communication and issue resolution
Maintain a strong control environment with accurate trade accruals, contract approvals and verifications.
Create an inclusive and cherishing environment; model leadership behaviors
Forge favorable strong working relationships with key constituents and cross functional partners (e.g. Sales, Sales Finance, Customer Finance Services)
The candidates must at a minimum, have graduated successfully from college; have a degree in Finance or Accounting; and, if possible, have at least 2 years working experience in a financial role (e.g. financial analyst, financial planner).

Additional Job Details: 2-4+ years of financial work experience; Client experience preferred Undergraduate degree required, accounting or finance required Previous hands-on knowledge either of SAP or other integrated transaction processing system Knowledge and or proven learning agility related to BEX reporting and or Excel Basic accounting and audit principles understanding Strong analytical and critical thinking skills Ability to manage multiple time sensitive projects Strong verbal and written communication skills Ability to function well in a team environment
Additional Description Details:

If you are qualified, available, interested, planning to make a change, or know of a friend who might have the required qualifications and interest, please call me ASAP at (732) 947-3457 Ext.3457, even if we have spoken recently about a different position. If you do respond via e-mail please include a daytime phone number so I can reach you. In considering candidates, time is of the essence, so please respond ASAP.
Thank you.
Sincerely yours,
Alex Kashyap
Pioneer Data Systems, Inc.
379 Thornall Street Alfieri Towers, 9th Floor
Edison, NJ 08837
(732) 947-3457 Ext.3457
Note: Please allow me to reiterate that I chose to contact you either because your resume had been posted to one of the internet job sites to which we subscribe, or you had previously submitted your resume to us. I assumed that you are either looking for a new employment opportunity, or you are interested in investigating the current job market.
If you are not currently seeking employment, or if you would prefer I contact you at some later date, please indicate your date of availability so that I may honor your request. In any event, I respectfully recommend you continue to avail yourself to the employment options and job market information we provide with our e-mail notices.
Thanks again.

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