More spam email from shitbag staffing agency Artech Information Systems LLC – will the madness never end?!?!?!?!

I ALREADY UNSUBSCRIBED FROM THESE TOOLS’ MAILING LIST! WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!?

From: Sumit Sharma
Sent: Wednesday, July 16, 2014 9:17 AM
To: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Subject: Job Openings as a Senior Financial Analyst

Hello,

My name is Sumit and I’m a recruiter at Artech, a global staffing and IT consulting company. We are constantly on the lookout for professionals to fulfill the staffing needs of our clients, and we currently have a job opening that may interest you. Below is a summary of the position.

Job Title: Senior Financial Analyst
Location: Deerfield, IL
Duration:

Job Description:
This position provides financial and analytical support to Corporate Finance & Project Management area in Deerfield, IL. The candidate must have a collaborative management style with the ability to build partnerships across client groups and key stakeholders in order to effectively influence and drive business performance. Position will help drive the significant cost reduction modeling and budgeting and value realization reviews with Sr. Management and coordinating across multiple geographies Total program cost of $1.5Billion.
This position manages financial support related to BoD quarterly reporting, provides guidance to zero based budget(ZBB) Program steering and leadership as needed.
Describe the primary responsibilities of the position in order of importance and identify % of time spent on that responsibility:

Responsibilities include:

1. Provide decision support, thought leadership, analytics and insight on Cost Reduction & Value Realization activities including evaluating new organization structures/costs, restructuring spending and savings/costs associated with other outsourcing initiatives, etc.
2. Manage monthly monitoring of KPI s to ensure program delivery progress and trouble shoot issues to resolution escalated from the Regional/Global PMOs along with ad hoc requests
3. Review and support approval of programs and initiatives in accordance with overall program masterplan
4. Liaise with regional VRO/ZBB Cost leads and drive coordination/reporting of program initiatives on a timely basis
5. Guide and prepare analysis for ad-hoc Sr. Management requests and special projects

Qualifications:
BA in Finance Required
MBA and/or CPA preferred
10 yrs business experience
5 yrs Financial Analyst experience
Excellent Analytical, leadership and communication skills
Orientation towards details and driving results
Extensive practical system knowledge (Advanced Excel, Modeling, PowerPoint)
Strong team player who manages collaboratively with all stakeholders
Strong influencing and communication skills and ability to lead informal teams
If you believe you’re qualified for this position and are currently in the job market or interested in making a change, please give me a call as soon as possible at (973) 998-2500 Ext.3609.

You may respond to me via email but please be sure to include your direct phone number so I can reach out to you quickly. In considering candidates for our various positions, time is of the essence and we are committed to responding to our clients promptly.

If you have not worked with Artech in the past and would like to know more about our company and what to expect when applying for a job with us, click on our FAQs or Get Started! page for a step-by-step explanation of our hiring process.

Thank you for taking time out of your busy schedule to read and respond to this message.

Best Regards,
Sumit Sharma
(973) 998-2500 Ext.3609
Sumit.Sharma@artechinfo.com

About Artech Information Systems LLC
Artech is an employer-of-choice for over 5,800 consultants across the globe. We recruit top-notch talent for over 65 Fortune and Government clients coast-to-coast across the U.S., India, and China. We are one of the fastest-growing companies in the U.S. and this may be your opportunity to join us!

Want to read more about Artech?
Click here to visit our website or click on the following links to read what others are saying about us: The Wall Street Journal, Forbes (1) (2), BusinessWire, Entrepreneur, Better Business Bureau, Hoovers, Diversity Careers(1) (2), The Artech Circle, NJTVOnline, The Business Forum Show, and SIA: “Above the Crowd.”

Connect with Artech through Social Media
Learn more about our company including the latest events at Artech, new job opportunities, jobseeker tips, and more. Follow us on Facebook, Google+, LinkedIn, Pinterest, Twitter, and YouTube.

Note: You are receiving this e-mail because your resume was posted to one of the many Internet job sites and is listed as active or you had submitted your resume to us.

***********THIS IS A FUCKING LIE!*******************

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Another worthless spam email from a shitbag staffing agency – Artech Information Systems LLC pimping out for shitbag Mondelez/Kraft Foods.

WILL THE INSANITY AND LIES NEVER END?????

From: Divya Tiwari mailto:Divya.Tiwari@artechinfo.com
Sent: Tuesday, July 8, 2014 1:59 PM
To: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Subject: Immediate Job opening with our direct client — Senior Financial Analyst — Deerfield, IL

Hello,

My name is Divya Tiwari and I’m a recruiter at Artech, a global staffing and IT consulting company. We are constantly on the lookout for professionals to fulfill the staffing needs of our clients, and we currently have a job opening that may interest you. Below is a summary of the position.

If you are available and interested then please reply back with your updated resume. You can reach me at (973)-967-3569. I am looking forward to hear from your end.

Job Title: Senior Financial Analyst
Location: Deerfield, IL
Duration: 5 Months

Job Description:
Intercompany Analyst

Recap:
This position will be responsible for the reporting and reconciliation of the US/Canada intercompany activity with Mondelez foreign affiliates. This position manages an area with high volume and high complexity. This position is also responsible for managing the Intercompany loans as well as supporting tax restructurings.

Key responsibilities of this position include 1) ensuring the month-end financial statements are correctly stated for both Intercompany receivables/payables and Intercompany loans 2) working to eliminate out of balances with the foreign affiliates and 3) identifying problems including system related issues and working with the appropriate parties to get corrected. Issue resolution is a critical aspect of this position as errors can have a material impact on the financial statements.

A key role of this position is to provide guidance to the foreign affiliates and identify and implement process improvements.

Job Responsibilities:

Manage intercompany (IC) activity (product and non-product) including the researching and resolving issues (system and process related), providing guidance to the foreign affiliates and identifying process improvements to minimize IC mismatches.
Execute intercompany month end accounting activities for Mondelez Canada and Mondelez Global by analyzing data and preparing accrual entries to ensure Intercompany financial accounts are correctly stated.
Perform intercompany account reconciliations for Mondelez Global and Mondelez Canada. This includes requesting information, analyzing data, working with the foreign affiliates to resolve out of balances and booking correcting entries.
Identify system defects and implement work-around until the defect is resolved to ensure the Intercompany balances are correctly stated.
Manage and execute accounting activities relating to intercompany loans including booking monthly interest, recording loan payments and reconciling account balances.
Book entries related to tax restructuring events.

Skill Requirements:

Bachelor’s degree in Accounting (MBA/CPA Preferred)
Minimum 6 years of experience in Accounting
Possess critical thinking skills, quantitative and analytical problem solving skills
Shows initiative and has sound decision making skills
Exhibits strong communication skills (written and oral)
Proficient in SAP
Proficient in Excel including advanced functions and is easily able to learn new sys
Thank you for taking time out of your busy schedule to read and respond to this message.

Best Regards,
Divya Tiwari
(973) 967-3569
Divya.Tiwari@artechinfo.com

About Artech Information Systems LLC
Artech is an employer-of-choice for over 5,800 consultants across the globe. We recruit top-notch talent for over 65 Fortune and Government clients coast-to-coast across the U.S., India, and China. We are one of the fastest-growing companies in the U.S. and this may be your opportunity to join us!

Want to read more about Artech?
Click here to visit our website or click on the following links to read what others are saying about us: The Wall Street Journal, Forbes (1) (2), BusinessWire, Entrepreneur, Better Business Bureau, Hoovers, Diversity Careers(1) (2), The Artech Circle, NJTVOnline, The Business Forum Show, and SIA: “Above the Crowd.”

Connect with Artech through Social Media
Learn more about our company including the latest events at Artech, new job opportunities, jobseeker tips, and more. Follow us on Facebook, Google+, LinkedIn, Pinterest, Twitter, and YouTube.

Note: You are receiving this e-mail because your resume was posted to one of the many Internet job sites and is listed as active or you had submitted your resume to us.

If you are not currently seeking employment, or if you would prefer we contact you at some later date, please follow the link below to unsubscribe or to indicate your date of availability.

You have received this message because either you have contacted our Company to express interest in employment, or you have posted your resume in an area accessible to recruiters or HR professionals, which implies an interest in being contacted regarding employment opportunities.

If you would prefer to no longer receive any emails whatsoever from our Company, you may opt out at anytime by clicking here.

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Shitbag staffing agencies and the shitbag companies that use them: Apparently, not a new thing.

Staffing agencies/temp agencies are lying scumbags, just like the companies that prefer to use them for their staffing needs, instead of hiring people. These animals treat their workers like disposable tampons. However, this behavior is neither new, nor limited to America. I came across this weird work of history: The Great Cat Massacre.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Great_Cat_Massacre

Here’s the full text, courtesy of the University of Virginia:

http://xroads.virginia.edu/~DRBR/cat.html

Excerpt:

The STN relied on recruiters because it did not have an adequate labor pool in Neuchâtel and the streams of printers on the typographical tours de France sometimes ran dry. The recruiters and employers exchanged letters that reveal a common set of assumptions about eighteenth-century artisans: they were lazy, flighty,, dissolute, and unreliable. They could not be trusted, so the recruiter should not loan them money for travel expenses and the employer could keep their belongings as a kind of security deposit in case they skipped off after collecting their pay. It followed that they could be discarded without compunction, whether or not they had worked diligently, had families to support, or fell sick. The STN ordered them in “assortments” just as it ordered paper and type. It complained that a recruiter in Lyon “sent us a couple in such a bad state that we were obliged to ship them off’9 and lectured him about failing to inspect the goods:

And:

A bookseller in Lyon advised them to fire most of their men during a slack period in their printing in order to flood the labor supply in eastern France and “give us more power over a wild and undisciplinable race, which we cannot control.”” Journeymen and masters may have lived together as members of a happy family at some time somewhere in Europe, but not in the printing houses of eighteenth-century France and Switzerland.

Those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it. DO NOT EVER DEAL WITH STAFFING AGENCIES. It would be better to leave America and find someplace else to live.

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“Red Meat” cartoon strip – never gets old!

http://www.redmeat.com/max-cannon/FreshMeat

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Windows Live Mail icon

C:\Program Files (x86)\Windows Live\Mail

After you download and install Windows Live Essentials, this is the path to get the icon (Windows 8.1).

Ports and such:

http://www.att.com/esupport/article.jsp?sid=KB401570&cv=804

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“Carrie” in a coffeeshop. LMFAO!

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Another GREAT Cracked.com article from John Cheese: “5 Pieces of Advice Your Dad Gave You (That Are Total B.S.)”

http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-pieces-advice-your-dad-gave-you-that-are-total-b.s./

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