More proof that analyzing one’s writing is COMPLETELY USELESS.

I came across a webpage via Facebook that claims that you can learn a LOT about people from a writing sample.

http://www.cracked.com/article_22056_5-statistics-that-are-eerily-good-judges-character.html

https://personality-insights-livedemo.mybluemix.net/

Here are the results:

Summary

You are shrewd, skeptical and can be perceived as indirect.

You are unstructured: you do not make a lot of time for organization in your daily life. You are philosophical: you are open to and intrigued by new ideas and love to explore them. And you are authority-challenging: you prefer to challenge authority and traditional values to help bring about positive changes.

Your choices are driven by a desire for prestige.

You consider tradition to guide a large part of what you do: you highly respect the groups you belong to and follow their guidance. You are relatively unconcerned with achieving success: you make decisions with little regard for how they show off your talents.

Please read this closely. On the one hand, it claims that I challenge authority and tradition; yet, two paragraphs later, I allegedly “consider tradition to guide a large part” of what I do. Also, I appear to be driven by “a desire for prestige”, yet I am “relatively unconcerned with achieving success.”

FAIL!!!!!!!

The sad thing is that the mindless, retarded drones that work in corporate Human Resources departments would look at this “Summary” and probably deny me a chance to get hired.

LMFAO!!!!!

 

 

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About johnvkaravitis

Senior Financial Analyst: Energy, Insurance, IT consulting, Pharmaceuticals, Publishing, Real Estate
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