Another worthless email from a worthless temp agency: Kanav Adand from US Tech Solutions!!

More worthless BULLSHIT from asswipe staffing agencies that grab whatever resumes they can and shotgun these stupid emails to everyone in sight. The only good thing about these turd burglars is that there are so many of them that their profits have to be shrinking each and every day.

Note also how they want “Recent college grads.” Age discrimination is alive and well in America. Also, they only want people with Fortune 500 experience, which proves my contention that there is a two-tier job market in America: those fortunate enough to land a job at a Fortune 500 company, and everyone else who will be effectively unemployable once they hit age 40.

DO NOT EVER SUPPORT OR DEAL WITH STAFFING AGENCIES! YOU ARE BETTER OFF WORKING AT MCDOANLD’S!!!

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From: Kanav Anand
Sent: Tuesday, May 20, 2014 3:55 PM
To: xxxxxxxx
Subject: Urgent Opening_Financial Analyst_Chicago, IL

Hello,
My name is Kanav and I represent US Tech Solutions. US Tech Solutions is a global staff augmentation firm providing a wide-range of talent on-demand and total workforce solutions. To know more about US Tech Solutions, please visit our website http://www.ustechsolutions.com.

We are constantly on the lookout for professionals to fulfill the staffing needs of our clients, and we currently have a job opening that may interest you. Below is a summary of the position.
If you are interested in the opportunity listed below, please forward your updated resume and expected hourly pay rate along with current contact information, or perhaps you can recommend someone who would be interested in this position.

Job Title: Financial Analyst I
Location: W Monroe St., Chicago, IL 60661
Duration: Initially approx. 1.5 months might get extended *****

    MORE BULLSHIT LIES

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Job Details:
Resources are needed for the following tasks:
– Inputting property level financial data into proprietary system
– Using Argus Entreprise sytem to input images, comments, and info into internal property appraisal deliverables.

REQUIREMENTS:
-Resource needs to have very good excel skills (ideally some VBA proficiency), high comfort level with systems, and ability to manipulate large amounts of data and spread sheets.
-Resource should have good communication, time-management, and multi-tasking skills.
-This resource will be helping complete deliverables using at least two systems and 10 contacts.

-No analysis is necessary. Some deliverables will just require less skilled tasks like saving images to the correct folder. Other tasks will require heavy data management and use of macros.

IDEAL CANDIDATE:
-Recent grad from college
-Previous internship or work experience/assignment at financial services company or fortune 500 company
-Good communication skills, ability to multi-task and work with teams
-Ability to edit/build VBA macros is desired
-Speed and above average proficiency with excel
-Self-starter

Hourly pay rate on the role is $20/hr.

Thank you very much for your time.
Kanav Anand
USTECH Solutions, Inc.
10 Exchange Place; Suite 1820
Jersey City NJ 07302
Email: mailto:gail@ericrobert.com
Phone: (201) 524-9600 Ext.250
http://www.ustechsolutions.com

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About johnvkaravitis

Senior Financial Analyst: Energy, Insurance, IT consulting, Pharmaceuticals, Publishing, Real Estate
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