Another worthless “trolling for resumes” email from the idiots at CRS Group, “a nationwide staffing firm.”

Here’s the email. My response to these dumbshits is below. Enjoy the larfs!

From: Kathleen England
Sent: Wednesday, May 7, 2014 11:11 AM
To: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Subject: Data Processor/Vernon Hills, IL


My name is Kathleen England and I am a recruiter with the CRS Group. We are a nationwide Staffing Firm who works with a wide variety of IT and Professional positions. I came across your resume on CareerBuilder and I was hoping I could reach out to you and talk to you about a position we have out in your area. Here is a brief description of the position for your review. If interested, please send a quick response to this email with your most updated resume. This position is in Vernon Hills, IL for a 6 month contract as a Data Processor.

If you feel overqualified for this position, feel free to not respond. Our system pulls resumes out that have Data/Data Entry experience of all levels. Thank you.

**Ideal candidate would have a minimum of 2 years of experience in a similar capacity.

Data Processor-Sales Enablement Looking for someone with Microsoft Excel data entry, data cleansing and data matching skills that can assist the team with reviewing incoming Leads data, matching it to existing records and uploading cleansed files into our Sales Platform. Job Responsibilities: * Sales Leads Data Processing o Excel lists of Sales Leads need to be processed and matched to existing records * Receive lists * Edit lists * Tag records * Match records based off of specific criteria * Sort records based off of specific criteria * Remove Duplicate records based off of specific criteria * Append records * Aggregate records o Data Upload * Upload data into a proprietary Sales Platform to be used by Sales People * Upload other associated files o Reporting * Gather data and enter into Leads reporting spreadsheets o Organizing and Filing ? Lists and associated forms need to be organized into a specific file folder hierarchy * Skills needed o Strong Excel and Microsoft Office Application skills o Detail oriented o Good communication skills written and verbal o Comfortable with repetitive data processing tasks o Quick to learn new processes o Able to follow specific written instructions on how to handle data o Independent and productive and work habits. o Ability to work well with others, approachable and build/maintain working relationships. Additional info: Typical work schedule is 8-5, but can be shifted earlier to 6:30-3:30 if so desired. The candidate must be able to get work primarily in the Northern Suburbs and occasionally in downtown Chicago.

Kind regards,

Kathleen England || KathleenEnglandLinkedin
CRSGROUP | Staffing Specialist | 630.467.1006 o | 630.674.6727 m |visit us at

This e-mail and any files attached are CRS’ property and are confidential and intended solely for the use of the individual or entity to whom this email is addressed. If you are not one of the named recipient(s) or otherwise have reason to believe that you have received this message in error, please notify the sender immediately and delete this message from your computer. Any other use, retention, dissemination, forwarding, printing, or copying of this e-mail is strictly prohibited.”

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I have opted out. These dumbshits got my email off of an ad from Carerrbuilder, or some dumb cunt in HR took a resume I sent for a real opportunity and gave it to her girlfriends at this shit staffing agency. Did you read their email to me carefully? Specifically:

If you feel overqualified for this position, feel free to not respond. Our system pulls resumes out that have Data/Data Entry experience of all levels. Thank you.

LIES! Here is my email response:

Please delete me from your database. I only deal with principals, not staffing agencies. Besides, you should have seen that I am overqualified for a data processor position. You are obviously either incompetent or just trolling for resumes.

Good riddance to you.

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