Another dumbshit “let’s collect resumes” email from Abacus Service Corporation.

Won’t these staffing agencies stop with their idiotic nonsense???? THEY ARE REFERRING TO MONDELEZ/KRAFT FOODS, EITHER KRAFT IS COMPLETELY INCAPABLE OF HIRING AND RETAINING GOOD PEOPLE, OR THIS IS INDEED ANOTHER “COLLECT RESUMES AND MAKE CONTACTS” BULLSHIT EMAIL.

DO – NOT – EVER – DO – BUSINESS – WITH – STAFFING – AGENCIES. THEY ARE ALL LIARS AND SCUMBAGS.

Part-Time Reporting Analyst in Northfield, IL (4 Months Contract)
victor@abacusservice.com

Greetings John,

My name is Victor Kumar I’m a Recruiter with Abacus Service Corporation. Our records show that you are an experienced Reporting Analyst with skills that are relevant to one of my current openings listed below.

Job Description:
Review, analyze and develop reports on a variety of projects to create a roll up Continuous Improvement Report for the Food and Beverage. Food and Beverage is looking for a way to make report improvements. This individual will be asked to take multiple existing reports (most of which were created in Excel) understand the inputs and then modify those reports such that they are less busy, easier to maintain, and more user/customer friendly. Provide professional analytical support to internal stakeholders. This report is used to tell a story to stakeholders; Respond to ad hoc query requests as needed; Interact daily with employees and management.

Preferable skills and/or Requirements:
3+ years of reporting analysis experience.
Experience with SAP and PI plus (creating new reports/tables/queries)
Experience with report transformation
Expert in Microsoft Word, Excel and/or Access.
Ability to write, speak and interact clearly and professionally.
Extremely organized. Strong multi-tasking and time-management skills.
Can handle sensitive information with the highest degree of integrity and confidentiality.
This individual must be a self-starter, be able to excel in ambiguous situations with little direction, be flexible and able to adjust based off multiple fluid priorities.
This department is largely data driven engineers.
Hours/dates are flexible but would like someone to be in the office during 8-3pm window.

If you feel you are qualified, available, interested, planning to make a change, or know of a friend who might have the required qualifications and interest, please call me ASAP at (312) 462-0502, even if we have spoken recently about a different position. If you do respond via e-mail please include a daytime phone number so I can reach you. In considering candidates, time is of the essence, so please respond ASAP with an updated copy of your resume in MS Word format to allow me to quickly get your resume submitted to my client. Thank you.

Sincerely yours,
Victor Kumar
Abacus Service Corporation
Headquarters located in Farmington Hills, MI 48331
Direct: 312 462 0502
Toll Free Number: (866)-402-2228 ext, 0502
victor@abacusservice.com

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About johnvkaravitis

Senior Financial Analyst: Energy, Insurance, IT consulting, Pharmaceuticals, Publishing, Real Estate
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