Kelly Services STILL looking for a “Specimen Processor” – LMFAO at those tools!

Got the same stupid unprofessional email from temp agency Kelly Services. Idiot Kimberly Azana sent me the same email, she is STILL looking for a “specimen processor.” I guess collecting urine samples is a growth industry in America! LMFAO at the stupid temp agencies! Good luck, Kimberly Azana!

From: Kimberly Azana ( )
Sent: Monday, March 31, 2014 12:53 AM
To: **********
Subject: Kelly Services – Specimen Processor Opportunity #776671

Hi John,

I am sending this to you as an industry contact. If you know of any individuals that may be a fit for the following opening, please forward this email to them directly.

Kelly Services is actively seeking a Specimen Processor for an opportunity with one of our clients in Chicago, IL. I have pasted the job description below for your review. Please use the following link to apply. If you are currently working with a Kelly Recruiter, we welcome any referrals you may have.

Apply Now

Important information: This position is recruited for by a remote Kelly office, not your local Kelly branch, and this is a non-responsive email. To be considered for this position, you must use the “Apply Now” button below to submit your resume.

Thank you in advance for your help.

-The Global Sourcing Group


We currently have an exciting part time contract opportunity for a Specimen Processor in Chicago, IL.

Responsibilities and prospects for Specimen Processor include:

Process human urine, fluid specimens
Accession specimens; verify information on requisitions and specimen matches
Maintain specimen integrity
Accurately enter appropriate information into the computer system
Bar code and aliquot specimens with appropriate speed and accuracy
Complete patient processing log
Work with patient records to transfer insurance and address info to the laboratory request form
Transfer fluids from one container to another for security of shipping
Prepare samples for shipping to the laboratory on a daily basis
File daily/monthly/annual records
Complete initial credentialing requirements and maintain annual updates
Must handle patient medical records with complete confidentiality
Education and experience for Specimen Processor include:

High School Diploma or Equivalent
Worked as Certified Nursing Assistant/Medical Assistant or recent graduate of Medical Assisting program with internship/externship experience
Basic MS Suite knowledge; Word, Excel, Outlook
Knowledge of medical terminology

Weekly electronic pay
Access to more than 3,000 online training courses though Kelly Learning Center
Group rate insurance options available immediate upon hire*
Service bonus plan and holiday pay*
Online application system
Never an applicant fee
*Perks to be received upon meeting eligibility requirements.

Apply Now

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