Completely unprofessional emails from Kelly Services

I got this unsolicited email from one of the mindless worker drones at Kelly Services, a temp agency. Apparently the job market is so bad they are shotgunning job ads (who knows where they got them from) to anyone with a live email address. I personally find it insulting, just like the email I got from an agency called “Hire Excellence” that offered me $50 for finding THEM a candidate for a job that they were trying to fill. (I’ll post that email also.) Okay, so now are the idiot drones at temp agencies going to use the rest of the world as their own personal workforce? They are directing US to find their candidates???????? Is the job market in America really that bad (it is), and is the temp industry filled with too many idiot salespeople (it is)? And since when is someone in Accounting/Finance an “industry contact” for someone who collects urine specimens all day long????? Can you get any more insulting?

From: Kimberly Azana
Sent: Wednesday, March 5, 2014 2:34 AM
Subject: Kelly Services – Specimen Processor Opportunity #762721

Hi John,

I am sending this to you as an industry contact. If you know of any individuals that may be a fit for the following opening, please forward this email to them directly.

Kelly Services is actively seeking a Specimen Processor for an opportunity with one of our clients in Rolling Meadows, IL. I have pasted the job description below for your review. Please use the following link to apply. If you are currently working with a Kelly Recruiter, we welcome any referrals you may have.

Apply Now

Important information: This position is recruited for by a remote Kelly office, not your local Kelly branch, and this is a non-responsive email. To be considered for this position, you must use the “Apply Now” button below to submit your resume.

Thank you in advance for your help.

-The Global Sourcing Group


We currently have an exciting part time, contract opportunity for a Specimen Processor in Rolling Meadows, IL.

Responsibilities and prospects for Specimen Processor include:

Process human urine, fluid specimens
Accession specimens; verify information on requisitions and specimen matches
Maintain specimen integrity
Accurately enter appropriate information into the computer system
Bar code and aliquot specimens with appropriate speed and accuracy
Complete patient processing log
Work with patient records to transfer insurance and address info to the laboratory request form
Transfer fluids from one container to another for security of shipping
Prepare samples for shipping to the laboratory on a daily basis
File daily/monthly/annual records
Complete initial credentialing requirements and maintain annual updates
Must handle patient medical records with complete confidentiality
Education and experience for Specimen Processor include:

High School Diploma or Equivalent
Basic MS Suite knowledge; Word, Excel, Outlook
Knowledge of medical terminology

Weekly electronic pay
Access to more than 3,000 online training courses though Kelly Learning Center
Group rate insurance options available immediate upon hire*
Service bonus plan and holiday pay*
Online application system
Never an applicant fee
*Perks to be received upon meeting eligibility requirements.

Apply Now


About johnvkaravitis

Senior Financial Analyst: Energy, Insurance, IT consulting, Pharmaceuticals, Publishing, Real Estate
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